Housework sucks, it's just not fair
I told my husband and my husband don't care...
'cos I'm loaded with work
God, I hate this life
Some kind of torture, that comes with being a wife...
Ironin' stinks and the washin' smells
Scrubbin' the floor can all go to hell
'cos I'm over the stuff
who do they think I am?
A super woman Martha Gardener ma'am
Do ya think I'm crazy, do ya think it's all right,
that a woman like me should put up such a fight
My mum says I'm lazy, my dad says too right
just stay up till you finish it tonight
They're all wrong, I know I'm right
I ain't stupid 'cos I'm really quite bright, and you know it
Can't you really see I show it
Who needs the housework when all you need is a G and T
Housework sucks, it's just not fair
I'm goin' out to get some nice fresh air
'cos I'm all tired out... what do people know?
A cookin' and a cleanin' then off to work I'll go...